By Bill Bryson


After dwelling in Britain for 2 many years, invoice Bryson lately moved again to the USA together with his English spouse and 4 teenagers (he had learn someplace that almost three million american citizens believed that they had been kidnapped via aliensas he later placed it, "it was once transparent my humans wanted me"). They have been greeted via a brand new and better the United States that boasts microwave pancakes, twenty-four-hour dental-floss hotlines, and the staunch conviction that ice isn't really a luxurious merchandise.

Delivering the intense comedian musings which are a Bryson hallmark, I'm a Stranger the following Myself recounts his occasionally disconcerting reunion with the land of his birth. The result's a ebook packed with hysterical scenes of 1 man's try to reacquaint himself along with his personal state, however it can be a longer if now and then bemused love letter to the native land he has back to after two decades away.

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